Unlock the Dark Secrets of Hydration: Introducing the Lament Configuration Water Bottle
Are you a true connoisseur of horror, seeking to infuse your daily essentials with a touch of the macabre? Look no further than our Lament Configuration Water Bottle – Double Wall Vacuum Insulated – Black Horror. This isn't just a water bottle; it's a piece of art, a conversation starter, and a tribute to the chilling universe of Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
Beyond the Veil: A Design That Thrills
Inspired by the iconic puzzle box itself, this water bottle features the precise, unsettling patterns of the Lament Configuration, laser-engraved into a durable black powder coat. This isn't a cheap sticker; the design is etched directly into the bottle, ensuring it will not fade or wear away, maintaining its pristine and terrifying beauty for years to come. For those who dare, we even offer personalization: you can request to replace one of the intricate 'squares' within the design with your chosen text, making this piece truly your own.
Summon Superior Hydration Performance
While its appearance is captivating, this bottle doesn't compromise on functionality:
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Keeps Drinks Chillingly Cold or Devilishly Hot: Crafted from high-quality stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps your cold drinks frigid for up to 24 hours and your hot beverages warm for up to 12 hours. Perfect for those long nights of contemplation or cinematic scares.
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Dual Lids for Your Convenience: Each bottle comes with two leak-proof lids: a versatile straw lid for easy sips and a classic spout lid for quick hydration.
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Choose Your Vessel: Available in both 32 oz and 24 oz capacities to suit your hydration needs.
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Durable & Distinct: The vibrant powder coat ensures both durability and a striking look that complements the intricate design.
A Piece of Darkness, Made Just for You
Every Lament Configuration Water Bottle is crafted specifically upon purchase, ensuring attention to detail and quality. While this means a short lead time (often 1-2 days outside peak seasons), it guarantees you receive a product made with care. To preserve its pristine condition, hand washing is recommended.
Ready to Possess Your Own Puzzle Box?
Infuse your daily routine with the unsettling beauty of the Lament Configuration. It's more than a bottle; it’s a statement of your unique taste.
Unleash the design: Order your Lament Configuration Water Bottle now!
Embrace the Darkness – Shop Today!
Whether for yourself or as the ultimate gift for a fellow horror enthusiast, this water bottle is designed to impress and perform.
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